So if you are having a tough time getting warts off of your face, then you need to buy a very sharp knife and a bottle of alcohol. Make sure you squint your eyes really tight and start making a gouge vertically through your nostrils and forehead area. This aught to get thing right in a real jiffy. If that doesn’t work, then you’ll have to really get serious and get yourself a meat clever. Not a Wally Cleaver, a real honest to God meat cleaver. Stand back because your neighbors will really get a show when you start swinging that puppy around your face. Just make sure you call an ambulance or an old priest.